Back in Menard for a little while, about a month.

The other day, it hit me that I was back while I was sitting in the parking lot of the local convenience store. The store had a sign hanging up advertising its breakfast food. Of course, normally, advertising makes the food look really good. This store is honest at least though; the food pictured on the sign looks even more disgusting than the actual stuff. The funny thing, though, was the slogan.

"Putting the fast in breakfast."

I laughed. Like I said, this store is honest at least.

I think this could be found in a place like Menard.