Thursday, February 16, 2006

Reminder #20

You know, if it’s in the middle of the night and you don’t want to turn on the bathroom lights because you’ve been sleeping and their ridiculous brightness will be too painful to you and will keep you from going back to sleep and you’ve slept in a sort of funny position, too, and you just don’t know how accurate your aim is going to be at that commode that you can’t really see that well anyway, remember: IT IS OK TO SIT DOWN TO PEE.

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At 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

TMI, John. :p

 
At 12:04 AM, Blogger Rehkmira said...

I have to agree.

'Mira

 
At 11:08 AM, Blogger John Pierce said...

It may comfort you to know that this little piece of wisdom was not gained through first-hand experience. Instead, I read something like it in a book several years ago.

That life-changing little book, for those of you who are obviously dying to read more just like this post--A Box of Matches by Nicholson Baker.

 

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