Somethin' That Made Me Laugh

I was listening to a Tony Campolo speech, and his opening made me laugh. I thought I would retell what he said here to his crowd (from memory, so this is not exact).

'You are all winners here. Everyone's a winner. There are really two types of people. Those that know they're winners, and those who are winners but don't quite know it. If you are one of these, just think. Just think, at one point you were all a sperm. And you were there with millions of other sperm. And you looked out and there was this long, long tunnel and at the end of it was one egg. And it was a race of all you millions to get there. AND YOU WON!!! We're all winners.'