Arch Enemy #6 - Jared Fogle

I had retired the "Arch Enemy" series on my blog. My last such post was two years ago. I just felt like a meany whenever I added another enemy to the list.

But I saw one-too-many Jared commercials this weekend. I've hated Jared for a while now, and really, who hasn't? This is justified.

His story was worth one commercial, maybe two. His personality suggests just the one. Definitely not eight years' worth.

I'm glad he lost all that weight. I've just begun now to wish he'd keep going with it, losing down until he disappears.

Either that, or I wish a bus would hit him or something.